Which I'm not.
There are just too many things - small and large - that I buy for the classroom each week, from fish food to prizes, to dvds, to keep track of.
Maybe next year.
Six new foods for a Tasting this week, plus a jar of Nutella-like paste for an upcoming peanut butter tasting:
Subtotal (year so far) - $427.32
If you have brothers or sisters, your mother probably did this:
"Okay, Timmy - you can slice this delectable slab of delicious snack cake in half, but Trixie gets to pick which half she gets."
If you were like every child ever born, you probably cut the snack cake in half with a fairness and precision that would intimidate a Hasidic diamond merchant.
I use this demonstration to illustrate the system of checks and balances on which our government is based. The Founding Fathers knew better than to trust people to act against their interest for Society's greater good, so they arranged the Constitution in such a way that it is impossible to do ANYTHING on a national level without two or more branches of government working in concert - for their own reasons.
Anyway, my 8th graders like this lesson, because they get to eat snack cakes.
Three snack cakes @ $1.79 = $5.37
Subtotal (year so far) - $390.09
A lesson learned.
NEVER count on the neatness of twelve year-olds, when making something out of papier-mâché.
For Day Two of the Make Your Own Globe Project:
Ten shower curtain liners @ $1.00 = $10.00
Also, prizes for the Prize Bucket.
Five plaster figurines @$1.00 = $5.00
SubTotal at the Dollar Store = $15.00
Subtotal (year so far) - $384.72
State testing is coming up in a couple of weeks. At a grade-level meeting yesterday we all agreed to play low-volume Baroque music during the testing to help our students concentrate.
After making several poorly received puns (may favorite was "Baroque-Back Mountain"), I was told to shut up and just play the music, already.
So I downloaded this from iTunes.
Baroque! by the Los Angeles Chamber Orchestra and Folger Consort - $9.99 on iTunes
Subtotal (year so far) - $369.72