I have no idea what this is.

It frightens me.

A normal person would carefully and cautiously put it down and back away.

A teacher thinks, "Is there any way I can use this in the classroom."

Brace yourself, Magnet. We're having a Tasting.

Walden Farms Calorie Free Whipped Peanut Spread - $2.99 at Christmas Tree Shop
Subtotal (year so far) - $212.13